25 Tweets That Prove Dog Owners Have the Best Sense of Humor

It took me less than three months to become one of those neurotic dog owners who says useless, human language things to my dog in public like, "Look, we've talked about this, and you're being rude to that person's lawn," while my dog wags her tail and wonders if I contain meat.

— Simon Barrett (@Simon_Barrett) September 2, 2019