22 Reasons You Should Stay FAR AWAY From the Worst State in the Country, California

By Macy Cate Williams

Updated on July 29, 2015 at 11:00 AM

Instagram | erubes1

The Golden State is not all it's cracked up to be, people. We've got good reason to think so. Here's 22 reasons California really sucks.

01

You can't go anywhere without seeing an amazing view. — Instagram | erubes1

You can't go anywhere without seeing an amazing view.

Give my eyes a rest!

02

The sunsets are whatever. — Instagram | macycate

The sunsets are whatever.

I mean, no big deal, right?

03

Seriously, who cares about those sunsets? — Instagram | erubes1

Seriously, who cares about those sunsets?

Blah, blah, sunsets, blah.

04

The food is NBD. — Instagram | designlovefest

The food is NBD.

California cuisine — you've probably heard of it.

05

There's Golden Poppies basically everywhere. — Instagram | harriot_manley

There's Golden Poppies basically everywhere.

Enough already.

06

There are too many palm trees. — Instagram | erubes1

There are too many palm trees.

I said enough.

07

You can visit both San Francisco AND Los Angeles. — Instagram | erubes1

You can visit both San Francisco AND Los Angeles.

What's with all the city life?

08

There are way too many camping grounds to choose from. — Instagram | erubes1

There are way too many camping grounds to choose from.

Give me a break.

09

Muir Woods is filled with, like, a lot of trees. — Instagram | erubes1

Muir Woods is filled with, like, a lot of trees.

Too many trees.

10

There's all these vineyards everywhere. — Instagram | visitcalifornia

There's all these vineyards everywhere.

They get in the way of walking sometimes.

11

In-N-Out Burger is on every corner. — Instagram | estrubes

In-N-Out Burger is on every corner.

Who would want that?

12

There's snow as well. — Instagram | skicamguy

There's snow as well.

Beaches and snow? Get over yourself, California.

13

There's that giant Golden Gate Bridge in the way of the ocean. — Instagram | _jonathanmitchell_

There's that giant Golden Gate Bridge in the way of the ocean.

Just being all colorful in the middle of the water.

14

There are way too many sports teams. — Instagram | visitcalifornia

There are way too many sports teams.

Seriously, do we need all those teams?

15

There's that big thing called the Pacific Ocean getting in your way. — Instagram | ltpv_la

There's that big thing called the Pacific Ocean getting in your way.

Everyone is always talking about it like it's a big deal or something.

16

Let's not even get started on Hollywood. — Instagram | rubysparks___

Let's not even get started on Hollywood.

So many celebrities. I can't deal.

17

Oh yeah, there's the whole Disneyland situation as well. — Instagram | mattcrump

Oh yeah, there's the whole Disneyland situation as well.

The happiest place on earth or whatever?

18

Enough with the beaches already! — Instagram | jo_woulfe

Enough with the beaches already!

They are seriously everywhere.

19

The weather is pretty much always nice. — Instagram | posesawkwardly

The weather is pretty much always nice.

Mild weather, so boring. Snore.

20

Silicon Valley is ALSO in California. — Instagram | miami_traveller_dog

Silicon Valley is ALSO in California.

Google, Facebook, over it.

21

Seriously, those palm trees are everywhere. — Instagram | posesawkwardly

Seriously, those palm trees are everywhere.

You really need to remember that.

22

Oh, did I mention the beaches? — Instagram | posesawkwardly

Oh, did I mention the beaches?

Just in case you forgot, there's a lot of them.