Beware: These 88 Halloween Costume Ideas Are Frighteningly Funny

How great is this costume? Place candy wrappers all over your shirt, throw on some shades and cool clothes, and get ready to rap.

Calling all dog-lovers! If you want to dress up with your furry friend this Halloween, being a hot-dog stand is about as good as it gets. Dress up your pup in a hot-dog costume, and get as creative as you want with your own costume. We recommend carrying the appropriate condiments and a hot-dog sign.

Who wants to be Miss America when you can be Misbehavior and Misdirection instead? Put on a formal dress and crown, and make a sash with the corresponding name. Just add props to make this costume complete!

Holy cow, this is a good costume! Dress up as a cow by wearing a spotted shirt and face makeup, then put on a halo and angel wings, and you're ready to go.

Are you the breadwinner of the household? No matter who is, you can be the breadwinner this Halloween! Simply attach ribbons and medals to your shirt and carry around a piece of bread. Your work here is done.

This Post Malone costume is totally killer, right? Instead of just dressing up as the singer, give the costume a Halloween twist by adding deathly makeup to turn you into Ghost Malone himself.

Give everyone a good laugh when you dress up as sheets and giggles. Decorate a sheet with words like "LOL" and "hehe," and see how long it takes people to get it.

Instagram just got a whole new meaning! Put a funny spin on the social media app by dressing up as a grandma and pasting the logo to your shirt. Everyone will be sure to "like" it.

Channel your high school days and grab some pom-poms for this easy-peasy getup. Simply draw "go, ceiling, go!" on your t-shirt.

Make a barista costume even cuter by putting this clever spin on it. All you have to do is wear a barista apron, bear ears, and face makeup. Don't forget your iced coffee!

A Ouija board but with a Luigi twist? Yes, please. All you have to do is wear Luigi's famous green hat and a Ouija board around your neck, and you'll be ready to give everyone a good laugh.

Take the traditional cat costume to a new level by dressing up as a tomcat. Simply wear cat ears and a name tag that says "Tom," and you'll be ready to get on the prowl.

Beep beep! Good costume coming through! If you have a shirt with the Jeep logo on it and a cowboy hat, your Halloween costume is complete. Just add rope!

Blacken one eye, place a P on your shirt, and there you go!

If art is your passion, being a starving artist is exactly what you should be for Halloween. Wear a skeleton shirt and paint-splattered accessories to bring this to life.

If you loved the 1996 movie Space Jam, then dressing up as this punny costume will be right up your alley. Wear out-of-this-world cool attire, and add a jam-themed accessory to finish it off.

Get ready to rock when you dress up as this for Halloween! Wear Kiss-themed face makeup and a chef's hat or apron, and you can kiss this costume hello.

Attach mini cereal boxes to your shirt and hold a (fake) knife to pull off this pun.

If you attract all the chicks, you might as well own it! Turn into the chick magnet that you are by sticking a cutout of a magnet and little chicks to your shirt.

Everyone's heart will stop when they see how creative this costume is! Have one person dress up in an outfit with pink and red hearts, while the other person can dress as a police officer.

Put a whole new spin on the popular rapper with this punny Cardi B costume. Wear a bee costume (or just a yellow-and-black-striped shirt), and make the letter "E" out of cards.

Cute, creative, and ideal for anyone with a sense of humor, dressing up as a shrimp on the "barbie" will win you applause for the rest of the year. Find a Barbie shirt or make your own, and keep your eyes peeled for a shrimp hat. You are ready to take on the holiday!

Hallelujah! It's raining men! Make your own umbrella or attach photos of your favorite men to an umbrella and let the fun begin. Finish off the outfit with a raincoat or waterproof poncho.

Put a sexy, punny twist on your chicken costume with dollar bills.

Take a classic witch costume to the next level by putting a funny spin on it. Make a shirt that says "resting witch face," and you are sure to have everyone under your spell.

Cute, creative, and oh so easy, dressing up as a blessing in disguise is a blessed costume idea. Find a cute mask and a name tag, and you're ready to go!

Get ready to rock in this punny costume. Pack on the face paint, add a beret, and seal it with a kiss.

Got a baby carrier? Got a bag of sugar? Congratulations, it's a costume!

You can wear a party hat with any kind of animal shirt you have lying around the house. Easy enough!

It's safe to say that everyone will get a laugh out of this costume. Put a cardboard cutout on your shoulders and drape a sheet over it. Then add your must-have bedside essentials.

If you thought we would get through a Halloween post without a tribute to tacos, you were wrong. Taco Belle is a play on Disney and our beloved late-night spot, so why wouldn't this make just about everyone laugh? Make your own taco drawings or print them out from the web and add them to your best Belle getup to take back the night.

A solo cup, but not a solo guy! This Star Wars twist is a cute couples costume idea.

Anyone can wear a pair of cat ears, but only the most clever partygoers see an opportunity for the perfect pun.

Think you're funny? Then you should be the punchline! Dress up as a boxer and place a long piece of paper across your boxing glove, and be ready for your cue.

Not everyone can pull off a Meryl Streep costume, but dressing up as a devil wearing Prada is easy — you can even write "Prada" across a plain shirt if, like most people, you don't happen to have anything from Prada lying around.

Consisting of arsenic (As), lead (Pb), mercury (Hg), cadmium (Cd), and bromine (Br). Rock on!

This giggle-inducing getup just needs some face paint, tissue paper, and a little house to make it yourself.

If you have a passion for traveling, a travel bug costume was made for you! Bring your passport, camera, and favorite pair of antennas.

Go wild splattering yourself with bright colors of paint, and frame yourself in a similarly painted picture frame. Picasso's art is one of a kind, and your costume will be, too.

How do you look at this and not laugh? You can definitely make this yourself if you're crafty, and the addition of some good makeup, a gray wig, and glasses takes it to the next level.

You've heard of a crazy cat lady, but what if you're a crazy cactus lady? A messy 'do and a plant-printed outfit are is all you need for this look.

With some help from your own closet, cardboard, and construction paper, you too can make this winner of a costume.

News flash: this is the coolest costume ever. Put newspaper pages all over your body (best if you wear something underneath them), then cover your outfit in a large trench coat. You know what to do next.

Step aside, Priyanka Chopra — you, too, can be Miss Universe for the night. Use anything from a little black dress to a trash bag for your universe, and decorate it with an array of colorful planets (with bonus points for scientific accuracy).

Ideal for a couple or as a single costume, dressing as fruit punch requires boxing gloves and a fruit outfit of your choice. If you choose to be a grape, attach balloons to your body and add a dash of purple lipstick. The options are endless!

You'll be dancing the night away in this punny ensemble. You will need a partner with this costume, so find another MC Hammer fan.

No foreign language skills or culinary skills are required for this sweet and simple costume.

One after our own hearts, the grammar police is an easy DIY costume with some police props, iron-on letters, and your favorite shades.

Have an old green sweater lying around? Then you're halfway there! Just stick Q-Tips or pipe cleaners onto your sweater and pair the look with brown or green pants.

I mean, everyone needs some quilted quicker picker-uppers, and those things are expensive! Call in the bounty hunters, then use the paper towels to clean up after the party.

Literally a t-shirt, a bowl, and lemons are all you need to be the one who gets all the chuckles during Halloween season.

A bra and your spice cabinet (or your mom's!) are all you need to make this pretty hysterical costume.

Fly high in this creative costume. Wear a yellow jumpsuit with the word "butter" spelled out on it, and complete the look with wings.

We like to call this punny costume food for thought. Snuggle up in your coziest blanket, put on a pig nose, and start bacon moves!

Yellow construction paper and some devil horns (bought or made) can make more creative things than one would think.

You can dress up as something that literally no one likes — how fun! Plaster yourself with name tags with a bunch of names on them and go as identity theft.

Use paint-sample chips in as many different shades of gray as you can find and attach them all over your outfit, and you'll be a whole new kind of 50 shades.

You'll make everyone happy when you dress up as this punny costume. Have one person decorate a large piece of cardboard with postage stamps and the correct addressing and have the other wear a postman uniform, and you'll spread joy all across the world.

Seriously, we are laughing just looking at this photo. Fabric paint and some poster board can be used to help create the costume, while some simple face paint completes the look.

There's only one Queen Bey, but you can still Beeyoncé — just don yellow and black and add some wings.

All you need for this killer costume is face paint, and you're ready to go. You can wear any outfit you want with this look, but black is always a good call.

Decorate a plain t-shirt with the social media apps of your choice, then add wings and antennae. Don't forget to take a selfie!

A fun couples costume for music-lovers, dressing up as Coachella, or Coach-cello, might look a little different than one might think. Have one person dress up as a sport's coach and the other as, well, a cello. Feel free to get creative with this costume.

There's only one Queen Bey, but anyone can be a Zombie Beyoncé. Channel your favorite Beyoncé look, then use your makeup skills to transform yourself into a member of the undead.

"Health care for all" is the motto of this costume! Find a space-themed top or leotard to wear under a nurse outfit, and you'll be ready to save the day.

How do you not LOL when you see this? A captain's hat and name tag make this an easy costume that people will give you props for.

A halo, leggings, and a guacamole t-shirt are all you need to ensure people will bust a gut after one glance.

The more, the merrier for this costume! Find two other friends to dress up with you, and you can all be the three blind mice. Just add ears, a cane, and sunglasses to finish off your costume.

Your best athletic wear and an inflatable pool float — you can make the doughnut yourself, if you have time — take this costume from funny to punny.

What do you get when you cross Star Wars and a chance to be funny? This awesome "Rey of sunshine" costume that can be made with a few DIY touches.

This sweet couple requires two other friends and a quirky sense of humor. Wear shirts that say "leche" or milk on them, and let people have fun guessing what you are.

Talk about creative! Be the dandelion that everyone wants to make a wish on by attaching long rods with cotton puffs on the end to a secure hat. Complete the costume with a shirt that says "blow me" or "make a wish."

How can anyone not love this play off of a childhood-favorite show? Grab your favorite book, face paint, and a good wig, then get ready to win all of the Halloween contests.

AirPods and a dark blue shirt will turn you into the (Apple) genius you know you are. Complete your look with a tech-savvy attitude and as many devices as you can. See you at the Genius bar!

Pretty easy to put together, this unexpected costume will have people asking you what you are — and then laughing when they get it.

Get it? The Second Amendment is the right to bear arms. All you need is some fur in any color you please that you can wear as sleeves.

If people are dying for your approval, you might as well give them the seal. This costume is a mix of clever and cute, so have some fun with it.

For this costume, someone needs to dress up like a boxer and the other person needs to wear their favorite Hawaiian attire. Once everyone gets the joke, your costume will be a hit.

Just as cute as it is creative, dressing up as the three Musketeers will be fun for everyone. Put a twist on it by taping the Musketeers candy logo onto your shirt, and you'll be ready to go!

The cat's out of the bag, because this costume is punny and cute. Put on cat ears with a striped shirt, and don't forget your bag of loot.

This costume is easy and cute — dress up in geek chic, then stick on a bunch of Smarties rolls.

If you have red hair, you won't even need a wig for this one. Otherwise, find a red wig and carry around a loaf of bread.

Only take things as far as first base on Halloween with the help of this costume! Dress up as a baseball player and put kiss marks wherever you please.

Things that go bump in the night are usually terrifying, but with this starry-night ensemble, you'll look adorable.

You know that old adage about not opening an umbrella inside? Well, it doesn't count with this costume. "Raining cats and dogs" literally calls for an umbrella, a raincoat, and some stuffed animals.

If you were a fan of this animated series, then being Cat and Dog is right up your alley. Find a partner and wear orange and yellow outfits with cat and dog ears, and let the fun begin.

A red dress (or pants and top), some construction paper, and markers are all you need for this funny and easy Halloween costume.

Foodies and chemistry-lovers alike will have a laugh over this Iron Chef costume.