22. The Dancing Emoji Lady
Red dress, red heels, and stiff dancing pose.
23. Pumpkin Head
This is my husband, Aaron's, go-to "costume." I always give him a hard time about it because it's so silly and easy, but hey, it's also very cheap and simple so I gotta give him that. Get a pumpkin with a nice-looking stem that is roughly the size of the top of your head. Cut the top of the pumpkin off, then put some aluminum foil on the inside of it (because it can get a little itchy), and set it on your head. Then wear your regular clothes. If you want to get ambitious (or if the pumpkin won't stay put) poke holes into either side of the pumpkin by your ears and loop a piece of string through it to secure it to your head.
24. Bag of Jelly Beans
Wear all black, and then cut arm holes and a head hole into one large, clear plastic trash bag, fill the bag with two packages of round multicolored party balloons (about 30 balloons total), then tape the bag closed at the top and bottom.
25. A Bouncer
Wear all black, put on a blazer and some dark sunglasses, and slick back your hair.
26. Couch Potato
Wear your grimiest lounge pants, a baggy t-shirt, a messy ponytail; wrap yourself up in a cozy blanket; and then carry around a bag of chips and a remote with you.
27. Walter White
This Walter White costume is less obvious than the one most people would probably think of being (Heisenberg), and it's actually very similar to the Tom Cruise Risky Business costume if you think about it (collared shirt, undies) So, pull out a long-sleeved green collared shirt. Tuck one side of the shirt into a pair of white tighty-whities, then put on tan, plaid, or black socks and tan shoes.
28. And if all else fails, borrow a friend's costume from last year. ;)
