Call Me a Basic Millennial, but I Want This Avocado Pool Float (It Has a Beach Ball Pit!)

Ladies and gentlemen, I think I may have just found the pool float of every unabashedly basic millennial's dreams. Shaped like the young generation's favorite green toast-topper — an avocado, obviously — this inflatable lounger looks ripe and ready for days spent lazily drifting into Summer. The best part (besides the fact that it's a whopping 5-and-a-half-feet long)? The brown avocado pit is actually a removable beach ball, leaving the perfect circular nook for your derrière to rest.

Needless to say, the Amazon reviews for this hunger-inducing flotation device are pretty raving, with many happy customers calling it "durable" and "very comfortable." Keep reading to snag one on Amazon Prime for yourself — hooray for free two-day shipping!