7 Tweets About Surviving Thanksgiving With Your Family That Will Make You Feel Less Alone

1. Arrive at table
2. Say, "So, who'd everybody vote for?"
3. Spend day eating in another room unnoticed#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving

— Will Presti (@WillPresti) November 21, 2016

Say that you're letting the dog out and use it as an excuse to disappear for several hours. #survivalguidetothanksgiving

— Rick Irwin (@DickyIrwin) November 21, 2016

#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving use a mantra. Mine is "Once a year. Once a year. Once a year"

— RaPUNzel (@randilynisin) November 21, 2016

#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving First thing to do: find out Wi-Fi password

— Dana Gold (@DanaGeezus) November 21, 2016

Wine. Lots and lots of wine. #SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving

— 🍸 Bad Mayhem 🍸 (@explicitweetz) November 21, 2016

#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving Think about #BlackFriday sale! :D

— Saru (@BaawriBasanti) November 21, 2016

#SurvivalGuideToThanksgiving I'm confused is this for people or turkeys?

— Rocketfurry (@Rocketfurry) November 21, 2016