13 Hilarious but Genius Survival Tips You've Never Thought Of

If you ever get a flat tire, take a picture of it on your phone so for future reference you can use it as a valid excuse.

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) August 31, 2015

If you find a hair in your food, heavily salt it before sending it back to the kitchen to make sure you got a new order.

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) November 9, 2014

At a party and want some free alcohol? Just tell people you've never been drunk!

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) December 22, 2015

The hairclip that could save your life pic.twitter.com/yheZEuMpOq

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) January 12, 2016

Want kids to behave on road trips? Bring a bag of candy. Anytime they misbehave, throw a piece of candy out the window

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) December 23, 2015

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— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) January 10, 2016

Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message!

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) January 3, 2016

If you want to access Pandora, Hulu or Netflix outside the United States, download the Chrome/Firefox extension called Mediahint

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) December 30, 2015

Target will match Amazon's prices. If you find something cheap on Amazon, just buy it at Target.

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) December 21, 2015

When in an argument, act as if you're being recorded. This will prevent you from saying stupid things you don't mean

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) December 20, 2015

Lick your wrist and smell it. This is what your breath smells like to others.

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) December 19, 2015

Drinking moderate amounts of alcohol before writing can actually enhance your creativity

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) December 18, 2015

If you're too embarrassed to buy something, get a birthday card with it.

— Survival Tips (@Funny_Truth) May 6, 2015