The Geeky Playboy Costumes You Did Not See Coming

These are, by far, the strangest sensual Halloween costumes of the year. Playboy chose the sexy Halloween ensembles they'd like to see for 2014 — and targeted the most unsuspecting geeks. Astrophysicist extraordinaire Neil deGrasse Tyson, Star Trek's George Takei, and Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin were just a few of the geeky icons to be sex-ified in the shoot. Beware before proceeding . . . you may not be able to unsee the following. For truly seductive costumes, check out these Halloween getups for couples.

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson

Despite his galactic wisdom, Neil could have never predicted this truly mystifying parody.

Star Trek's George Takei

Star Trek's George Takei

At least this costume is sort of, kind of decent.

Game of Thrones Author George R. R. Martin

Game of Thrones Author George R. R. Martin

Say it ain't so, George.

Jeopardy's Alex Trebek

Jeopardy's Alex Trebek

What is a really terrible costume?