I'm a Proud Slytherin and Will Defend The House No Matter What

Slytherins are not the brash, over-the-top kids in calculus class sprawled on top of their desks, talking over the professor. We don’t bask in the glow of having the attention on us at all times. We’re a bit quieter, and when we break the rules, we're thoughtful about it. We’re careful, subtle, and smart, and we often find ourselves on the outskirts of things.