This Lyft Driver's New Book Is Sure to Make You Smile

"Takeoffs are optional; landings are required. Enjoy them both. Where do you want to land next?"

"Confucius says, 'Man with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger' (or pink eye)."

(Editor's note: Does he actually say that, though?)

"Spend less time on social media — call your friends, and tell them you love them!"

"The moments that I live for are when a stranger can open up a window to a different world for you, a stroke of insight from another soul somewhere. A true moment of connection is a gift to savor. Don't be so afraid to be real. That is how you make an imprint in someone else's life."

"Here's a note to you and for all to see . . . a cold beer and a warm burrito go a long way. Sit back and relax. Stop taking life so seriously."

"If you're ever chased by an alligator, run and make sharp ninety degree turns. It'll f*ck 'em up."

"Don't let your income define you. Don't let your job title define you. Don't let your degree define you. You are more."