Picture it: It's August 2003, you're sitting in your living room watching the MTV VMAs, and out comes Britney Spears, chewing gum while belting out "Like a Virgin," and then pow! Before you know it, she's making out with Madonna, and in the audience, a stunned Justin Timberlake is trying to keep his confusion under control. The only thing cooler than dressing as a sexy bride on Halloween is dressing as sexy Britney Spears as a sexy bride. So meta!
- What to wear: A semi-wedding dress — make sure the skirt and veil are detachable, so you can reveal the sexy white bustier and short-shorts that you're wearing underneath. Layer lots of pearls and chains around your neck. Add a "boytoy" belt and white lace gloves. Carry a bouquet of flowers.
- How to act: No matter what you do or who you kiss, make sure you keep the gum in your mouth.