17 Types of Brides We All Know (For Better or Worse)

Her wedding dress will probably be ombré black or a white satin pantsuit woven by a thousand caterpillars. Oh, and make sure you refer to the aisle as her runway.

She will burn her hand with a hot glue gun and stab herself with a sewing needle 10,000 times over, as long as she can say she created her entire wedding herself.

This girl has known what color fondant will go on the second tier of the cake since preschool. She's got every detail in order and she has for decades, so don't try to change her mind.

Every. Single. Moment. Must be photographed, bride's orders. Did you just go to a wedding or a photo shoot?

The entire wedding is planned around what will be eaten. It's hard to decide between foie gras and chicken Marengo, ya know?

She gets superpumped over the little things like adorable photo booth props or the fabulous crown molding at the reception venue.

This girl needs hard liquor and an Ativan before she walks down the aisle, or she'll have a meltdown before she even gets to her groom. Cold feet? More like shaky hands.

Poor girl, every time she tries to plan her wedding, something goes wrong. The dress was poorly altered, the DJ caught the flu — what's next?

She cries down the aisle. She cries during her vows. She cries when the rice is thrown. She cries during the first dance. This chick is emotional.

Her wedding wouldn't be complete without a tiara and lots of pink.

She lets everyone else plan her wedding for her because she really just has no idea what she's doing.

When friends get engaged at the same time, things can start to feel a little . . . ruthless. This bride wants you to know that she will win this imaginary competition.

This species of bride is unique. She is going to plan her wedding in a totally nontraditional manner that is equal parts cool and strange. Just don't call her a hipster bride, whatever you do.

Her wedding is so flawless and she's so relaxed that it's almost creepy.

Yeah, she's getting married and whatever. She doesn't really care about how perfect her wedding is; she just plans on having a good time.

You fear her deeply. She is a crazy terror that you don't want to deal with. And the scariest part of all? She knows she'a a bridezilla and she embraces it.

She's having such a damn good time at her own wedding that she overdoes it on the Champagne. Hey, it will be the most fun you've had at a wedding in a while.