Signs That You're Officially a Mom
You Know You're a Mom If . . .
Certain parts of mommyhood are a rite of passage, but the best part is that we've all been there before — and sometimes all we can do is sympathize with each other and laugh. So, aside from that adorable tot you've got watching your every move, here are some telltale signs that you've officially become a mom.
Cooking Dinner Looks Like This
Or This
Eating Meals Looks Like This
You've Done This (and Had to Start Over)
You've Tried to Make Shapes Out of Pancakes . . .
. . . And Failed, So You Just Added a Smiley Face to Regular Pancakes
Your Kitchen Looks Like This
You've Wondered What to Do in This Situation
This Is How You Bowl
You've Tried Knitting
You've Done This to Windows
You've Stayed Like This For as Long as Humanly Possible
You've Gotten Sticker-Bombed Here
Or Here
You've Walked Around With Something Stuck to Your Head
You've Washed a Diaper (and Know How Much It Sucks)
This Is Your Live-In Help
Going to the Bathroom Looks Like This
Or This
Your Toilet-Paper Roll Is Always Unraveled
Your Hair Usually Looks Like This (Until You Leave the House)
Shopping Looks Like This
Your Purse Looks Like This
You've Gotten Desperate When Putting Up Your Hair
Sleeping Looks Like This
You Know This Looks Innocent to an Untrained Eye . . .
But It's Not
You've Glued Something From the Dollar Store
Your Center Console Looks Like This
You Unload the Car Like This (and Avoid the Second Trip)
You've Felt Really Bad When This Happened . . .
And This . . .
And This
You Know What Book This Is
You've Got a Picture Exactly Like This
You've Ruined Nap Time by Taking Photos
Your Beer Has Floaters
You've Drank Out of a Kids' Cup
This Is How Your Boo Boos Look (and You Say Boo Boos)
You Kept Doing This Long After Your Child Lost Interest
You Have a Room That Looks Like This
Which You've Contemplated the Point of Cleaning
You've Smelled These to Identify the Odd Coloring
You Have a Stash of These
You've Ended Up With This After Trying to Sterilize
You Have One of These
And You've Had to Make Excuses For It
You Know All The Words to This
You Feel Like This at the End of the Day
You've Taken a Bath Using Scooby Bubble Bath