I know that hating Valentine's Day is, like, very cool. I get it. I'm in on the joke, I promise. But I happen to love Valentine's Day!
My affinity for the manufactured holiday is entirely noncontingent on my relationship status at any given time. It's just that I am a fan of the color pink, candy, and any reason to get people little gifts (I also love receiving them — hint, hint, hint!).
Sometimes, knowing what to get the dude in your life can be tricky. Buying Christmas presents is hard enough, so how are you supposed to settle on something for a stupid, made-up holiday? You don't want it to be too serious, but you want it to be thoughtful, right?
In these instances, it's always best to just do what I do and get him a gift that makes it seem like you were thinking about him but is really just beneficial to you. Beauty products! Here are some of my favorite fun, cute, weird gifts to give that won't lead to wedding bells but are a surefire way to get you laid.