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Funny Review of Fenty Foundation

This Hilarious Review of Fenty's Foundation Is the Greatest Piece of Literature of Our Time

One fan of Fenty Beauty's Pro Filt'r Foundation left a review on the brand's site that will hopefully secure their spot as the voice of our generation. Rather than just regurgitating another bland write-up of how great Fenty is, a genius who goes by the name Eden went for it — and these words are worthy of a Pulitzer Prize.

The review was first noticed by Shaun Juan, who posted the screenshot on Twitter. Of Soft Filt'r, Eden began by stating, "I mean . . . I'm trying to be humble but I can't. I only need one application on my face and it looks like I've been blessed."

Don't worry, it gets so much more extra. "I walk around looking like a life-size Academy Award," Eden continued. "If you don't stop and ask [me] what am I using for my skin, then you're just a hater 'cause I'm stopping traffic."

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Of course, Eden's fabulousness attracts its fair share of suitors: "I'm getting invited to all the cookouts, your boyfriend, his brother, AND his best friend want to holler at me, but I'm faithful to my man." However, it's not always easy. As Eden pointed out: "My man is trying to find a way to love me a little less, but he can't 'cause I'm even more elevated. And I'm just steady blessing his life."

It's a tough job being Fenty fabulous, but Eden's up to the task, finishing the review with, "It ain't safe for me to walk down these streets anymore. I'm too fly to walk with common folk now . . . Bless up. And I mean that in the [humblest] way possible."

Hey, if you look good and you know it, why lie?

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