How to Fix Every Awkward Beauty Date-Night Moment in a Snap

The dilemma: You've got the perfect lingerie picked out for a steamy evening of activities, but after further investigation, you realize there's a sea of bright red bumps along your bikini line.

The solution: Preparation is truly key for this snafu: always exfoliate, always use the best and cleanest tools, and follow up with a moisturizer post-shave or wax. Prevention is also hindsight, though, and we're here to help with your bump invasion.

Step one: apply a hot compress (or hot water) to the area for about three minutes. This will bring the ingrown hair to the surface and soften your skin. Next, dry off and then reach for your toner. Yes, the toner you use for your face. If it contains salicylic acid, that's even better. Apply it to the ingrown hairs with a cotton ball.

If you want, you can take a pair of sterilized tweezers and gently tug hairs that have come to the surface. Just don't pick at your skin or you'll make it worse. Cover up any redness with green concealer and then your go-to foundation and setting powder.

The dilemma: Your dude is sporting some seriously sexy facial hair, but after a particularly aggressive and indulgent kiss fest, you're left with telltale beard burn all over the lower half of your face.

The solution: Quick, brew yourself a cup of green tea and then apply it to your poor skin with a cotton ball. You could also try diluted tea tree oil, witch hazel, or aloe vera — they're all antibacterial, soothing ingredients. Next, wash your face with a supergentle, moisturizing cleanser — such as Cetaphil Skin Cleanser ($10) or Cerave Foaming Facial Cleanser ($12) — and don't even think about exfoliating.

After cleansing, let your thirsty skin soak up as much moisture as possible. Whatever oils and serums you have in your bathroom cupboard is a good start. To expedite the healing process even more, apply a thin layer of hydrocortisone one percent cream twice a day for two days and it'll clear up.

PS If you anticipate any sort of makeout session with your bearded guy, you can prep in advance by wearing a thicker layer of face moisturizer before you meet up. This creates a barrier between your delicate skin and his not-so-delicate facial hair.

The dilemma: You spent $75 on a blowout only to wake up the next morning looking like you've just weathered a series of tornadoes.

The solution: Good morning, Dorothy. Get the situation under control by lightly spritzing your hair with water (trust us), and either let it air-dry or quickly blow-dry it. Next, grab some dry shampoo (we recommend Not Your Mother's Clean Freak Refreshing Dry Shampoo ($6)) and apply it to limp, oily roots. If you're without product, apply a little baby powder to your roots if you're light-haired, or cocoa powder to your roots if you're dark-hared. This soaks up the oil and gives you some lift. Grabbing large sections of hair, use a flat iron to straighten out that bed head. Alternatively, just brush it out. You can apply a dry conditioner to your roots, or a hair serum/oil, and coat any dry bits. We like Arrojo Refresh Dry Conditioner ($22) or Davines OI Oil ($22).

The dilemma: Your dream of reaching golden-goddess status by way of sunless tanner has left you with a set of chevron-esque streaks.

The solution: Combine two tablespoons of baking powder, four tablespoons of lemon juice, and a tablespoon of water. Mix it into a paste, and then grab a large cosmetic brush. Apply this mixture to the darker streaks on your skin, and let it set for 15 to 20 minutes. This will pull up some of the color and make you look more even.

Next, exfoliate with whatever you have on hand (sugar, salt, and oatmeal are all good), paying special attention to the areas that are still streaky. Finally, apply a foundation, or bronzer, that matches the darker streaks to the lighter.