"I never take selfies. And I read the best thing yesterday — I loved this — that the people who clearly take selfies aren't having any sex. There's a book written about this. The article was in The Telegraph, and a woman wrote a book about it. That's the new theory behind selfies. [People who take selfies have less sex] because they're too selfish. The selfishness of taking a selfie means that they could never actually connect with someone deeply enough to have great sex. It would have to be about them. It was actually about people dying, as well. People are dying taking selfies, because they're so busy taking them that they're falling off cliffs or get run over, because they're just on their phone all the time. So I can probably safely say I've taken selfies with people, but I've never taken [my own] selfie. Every week I have my picture taken. There are enough pictures of me — the world does not need any more."
