What in the Actual Hell Is a "Leg Mask" — and Where Has It Been All My Life?

Full disclosure: I was about two glasses of wine deep at this point. But it is worth noting that the leg mask leaves behind an extremely slippery residue that makes it tough to rinse off at first, which could be in part due to its emulsifying ingredients.

I sat at the edge of my bathtub to get my legs as close as possible to the faucet. When splashes of water weren't doing the trick, I leaned in closer to use a little more muscle — and skid face-first into the tub like I was on a Slip & Slide, clothes and all. Hazard of the job, I suppose . . . and a nice reminder to never drink and leg mask.