My friends say it's sexier to keep a little mystery between you and your partner, especially when you're living in such close quarters. "Mysterious," unfortunately, is the last word I'd use to describe myself. Instead — and in the spirit of being the courteous roommate we all want to see in the world — I decided to give her a little heads up, letting her in on some of the "weird sh*t I sometimes do when no one is around."
This, of course, was met with a laugh. Maybe this won't be so bad after all! Of course, the itch to give myself in impromptu Brazilian wax hasn't yet kicked an — we're not exactly prepping for a trip to Barbados right now — and I guess only time will tell what happens when it does. Until then, I'll consider myself lucky that the door to my bedroom still locks . . . you know, just in case.