I Tried Marilyn Monroe's Entire Skin-Care Routine, and Mr. President, I Have Feelings

I have to say, this routine diverged a bit from my normal many-acid, retinol-heavy, hydration-centric regimen (and the powdery perfume and strong toner were not my favorite), but I can't deny that I woke up with a true-to-life Hollywood glow. So while I may not be getting out of the house anytime soon, my skin sure is red carpet ready.