Not Me Doing a Middle Part Because the Youths on TikTok Told Me To

When I woke up, my hair looked smoother, but my roots were still a smidge uneven in volume. I figured the best way to level out the playing field was to add a few waves with my favorite T3 Curl ID Smart Curling Iron ($235).

Strangely I still felt that, despite the majority of my hair no longer living on the right side of my face, I couldn't help but slant my head for a selfie toward the right. I guess relearning my angles for middle part-dom is something TikTok will have to teach me, too.