Chrissy Teigen graces the pages of Esquire's September issue, and true to form, she looks amazing. The model sports multiple sexy swimsuits in the shots and even gets photographed doing some light yard work in a red bikini. Chrissy, who has garnered attention this week for her nearly perfect (and drunken) first pitch at a Los Angeles Dodgers game, talks about everything from her love for fast food — specifically McDonald's — to her headline-grabbing Twitter presence and working on her "little half-Asian butt" in the gym. The most ironic quote, though, has to do with her disdain for the beach; despite being a swimsuit model, Chrissy said, "Sand is disgusting. I get all Larry David at the beach and want every piece of sand off me." Keep reading for more things we learned about Chrissy during her Esquire shoot.