Speed Read: Ke$ha Leaves Rehab After 2 Months

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• Ke$ha has left rehab after two months and revealed on Twitter that she is feeling healthy and blessed.
• Though they were smushed in a selfie together, Jared Leto and Jennifer Lawrence may not be close pals. He questioned if her Oscars fall was "a bit of an act."
• Isaiah Washington is returning to Grey's Anatomy after a controversial exit. Back in 2007, he was accused of making homophobic comments toward then-costar T.R. Knight.
• Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt re-create David After Dentist with eerie accuracy. Taking a cue from Christian Bale in the method acting department, it looks like:

• Here are the Martha Stewart sex tips you didn't ask for.
• FX's Archer has been renewed for not one but two seasons.
• Oprah gifted her magazine cover dress to a fan via Twitter. Who's next? A dress for you, a dress for you, and a dress for you!
• Alleged Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto has denied he's any part of it, and he has a lot of backup from Reddit users, who have provided plenty of proof.

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• Now you can speed-read our daily Speed Read, with an app that can help you skim up to 1000 words a minute.
• Russia's parliament gave unanimous support to Crimean lawmakers who want to see their region split from Ukraine and join Russia.
• In a story that sounds like a future episode of CSI, a Michigan woman was found mummified in her garage after six years — her auto-paid bills kept her death a secret.
• A transgender athlete is suing CrossFit for not allowing her to compete as a woman in their competition.
• While introducing Aretha Franklin, President Obama misspelled R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
• Your daily dose of cute: this skateboarding pup is saying TGIF with a nap

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