25 Questions We Have About Nick Jonas's Appearance at a Gay Club

So that guy IS wearing a jock strap. OK. Cool. Anyway. Back to our questions.

9. Dear videographer: why are you filming this from the back? We just missed an open-shirt flex moment, and we kind of blame you.

10. Nick: why are you hiding your body from the world?

11. Could you just . . . could you just hand that shirt over? We'll hold it for you.

12. Is this what you think stripping is?

13. Have you seen Magic Mike, though?

14. Are your pants going to come off at any point? Asking for a friend.