25 Questions We Have About Nick Jonas's Appearance at a Gay Club
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It's been over a year since Nick Jonas posted that famed shirtless shot on Instagram, and ever since, the whole world has been hungry for more. And even though the Jonas Brothers broke up, Nick's been working hard on his new solo career, as well as his bangin' bod. Nick was one of many celebrities at New York Fashion Week this week, but his after-hours activities haven't been quite so run-of-the-mill. Tuesday night, he was apparently at a gay club with an open shirt (for whatever reason), leaving us scratching our heads and wondering what exactly was going on. Keep scrolling for all the questions that rolled through our heads. Front Page
1. OK, first things first, WHAT are you doing here?
2. We're not complaining or anything, just like, can we get a little context?
3. Why are you flexing with your shirt on?
4. Is that guy wearing a jock strap? It's totally cool if he is, just wondering.
5. Wait. Nick. Are YOU wearing a jock strap?
6. Too far? Sorry, yeah, totally.
7. What kind of cruel person unbuttons his shirt and leaves it on?
8. How DARE you pull that shirt closed?
So that guy IS wearing a jock strap. OK. Cool. Anyway. Back to our questions.
9. Dear videographer: why are you filming this from the back? We just missed an open-shirt flex moment, and we kind of blame you.
10. Nick: why are you hiding your body from the world?
11. Could you just . . . could you just hand that shirt over? We'll hold it for you.
12. Is this what you think stripping is?
13. Have you seen Magic Mike, though?
14. Are your pants going to come off at any point? Asking for a friend.
15. Dear videographer: why is this video sideways? We have to turn our head for this open-shirt flex moment, and we kind of blame you.
16. Does anyone know a good chiropractor?
17. How DARE you open your shirt, flex your abs, and then close it again?
18. Do you need some help? We could totally help.
19. Wait, did that dancer just do a booty drop in front of you?
20. Is that how you dance all the time?
21. Or like, is it maybe how you dance at gay clubs?
22. Who are you bowing at?
23. Can we have a redo of this whole thing?
24. Where you're doing like, a whole Magic Mike routine?
25. Oh, and can it be HD? Thanks.