All These Artists Are Coincidentally Going on Hiatus Now That Adele's Back

Sam Smith spoke with Entertainment Tonight about his decision to take a breather. "I've been going now for three years nonstop and it feels right for me to just go home and just live my life and be a 23-year-old. My love life, the downs and ups, it never stops, so I'm always inspired by stuff like that, but it'd be good to spend some time dating."

Isn't it a strange coincidence that it's been three years since Adele's last single?! Either Sam and Adele have some sort of deal worked out, or they're the same person. Like, they're both pretty soulful. Conspiracy theorists, discuss.