The Complete and Utterly Wonderful History of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's Romance

During her interview with Flare magazine, Kristen gave a hilarious glimpse into what her day-to-day communication with Dax looks like. "Can I tell you the text message I just got?" she asked. "[Dax] said, 'Do you want noodles?' And I said, 'Yes. Pho, please.' 'Should I order now? I love you so much.' And I wrote, 'Order in 20 minutes. I'll be home at 5:45.' He responds with, 'Titty party. Bone patrol launching boner boats now.' What? I am married to an 11-year-old!"