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  • On not sexting "man b*tches": "Don't send me any pictures of that shaved junk either. I want it to be a mess down there! Not that smooth polished junk like you don't wanna get a scratch on it, 'cause I'm gon' scratch it up!"
  • On being single: "It's hard to date now. Remember back in the day all you had to ask a man was: 'Are you single?' Now? It's a whole interview. 'Are you single? Are you on drugs? Are you gay? Are you sure?'"
  • On the need for comedians to make people laugh again: "They f*cking suck. If I wanna learn, I'll go to school. Don't teach me, make me f*cking laugh. I'm tired of clapping and saying: 'Ha ha, that's so clever.'"
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