31 Sexy Pictures For Anyone Who Is Mildly Obsessed With Skeet Ulrich

By Maggie Panos

Updated on 5/14/2017 at 6:00 AM

Skeet Ulrich is the embodiment of scary-sexy. He's played creeps in movies and TV shows since the '90s, and now he's back on our radar (thank God) because of Riverdale. The 47-year-old plays the mysterious gangster FP Jones (father to Cole Sprouse's Jughead), and it seems like each week he just gets hotter . . . and hotter . . . and hotter. What better way to celebrate Skeet than with his steamiest pictures over the years? Brace yourself; there are a lot.

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When you first noticed him playing human scum Chris Hooker in The Craft. — Everett Collection

When you first noticed him playing human scum Chris Hooker in The Craft.

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When he made love to the camera in 1996's Last Dance. — Everett Collection

When he made love to the camera in 1996's Last Dance.

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When he starred in Albino Alligator, a movie you've never heard of but now need to watch ASAP. — Everett Collection

When he starred in Albino Alligator, a movie you've never heard of but now need to watch ASAP.

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When he crawled through Neve Campbell's window in Scream and you had . . . feelings. — Everett Collection

When he crawled through Neve Campbell's window in Scream and you had . . . feelings.

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OK, Billy Loomis was a certified psychopath, but Skeet himself is just a grade-A hottie. — Everett Collection

OK, Billy Loomis was a certified psychopath, but Skeet himself is just a grade-A hottie.

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When he was palling around with Neve at the Scream premiere. — Getty

When he was palling around with Neve at the Scream premiere.

Ignore the bucket hat. We all made mistakes in 1996.

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When he rejected clothes in the movie Touch. — Everett Collection

When he rejected clothes in the movie Touch.

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A bathrobe doesn't count. — Everett Collection

A bathrobe doesn't count.

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Damn, this is so gross AND sexy at the same time? — Everett Collection

Damn, this is so gross AND sexy at the same time?

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When he "forgot" to button up his shirt. — Getty

When he "forgot" to button up his shirt.

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When he slicked back his hair and maybe he hadn't washed it in weeks but who cares. — Getty

When he slicked back his hair and maybe he hadn't washed it in weeks but who cares.

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When his white t-shirt hugged his muscles just so during a baseball game. — Getty

When his white t-shirt hugged his muscles just so during a baseball game.

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When he perfected the stringy-haired, hungover look. — Getty

When he perfected the stringy-haired, hungover look.

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Whenever he works his angles like a pro. — Getty

Whenever he works his angles like a pro.

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When he wore this purposely damaged shirt to a premiere. — Getty

When he wore this purposely damaged shirt to a premiere.

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When he smiled and the clouds parted. — Getty

When he smiled and the clouds parted.

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When he got all dressed up for you. — Getty

When he got all dressed up for you.

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When he grew his hair back out and you just wanted to touch it. — Getty

When he grew his hair back out and you just wanted to touch it.

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When he signed an autograph for you, er, your friend . . . — Getty

When he signed an autograph for you, er, your friend . . .

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When he rocked a uniform in 2009's Armored. — Everett Collection

When he rocked a uniform in 2009's Armored.

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When you questioned his haircut but got over it. — Getty

When you questioned his haircut but got over it.

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When he made Patrick Dempsey look like McDumpy. — Getty

When he made Patrick Dempsey look like McDumpy.

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When he adopted the strangely popular Caesar haircut. — Everett Collection

When he adopted the strangely popular Caesar haircut.

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When he played an investigator in the short-lived 2002 drama Miracles. — Everett Collection

When he played an investigator in the short-lived 2002 drama Miracles.

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When he put on his best suit to raise money for St. Jude's. — Getty

When he put on his best suit to raise money for St. Jude's.

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When he brought his son Jakob to the red carpet. — Getty

When he brought his son Jakob to the red carpet.

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I'm just going to call this look "The Skeet." — Getty

I'm just going to call this look "The Skeet."

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Here it is again, from another angle and with scruff. — Getty

Here it is again, from another angle and with scruff.

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When he just KNEW how sexy he was. — Getty

When he just KNEW how sexy he was.

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When his scruff started turning salt-and-peppery. — Getty

When his scruff started turning salt-and-peppery.

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And finally, when he's the sexiest Daddy on Riverdale. — The CW

And finally, when he's the sexiest Daddy on Riverdale.