This Oughta Be Good! 15 Hilarious Gifts For John Mulaney Fans

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Between John Mulaney's stand-up comedy specials, his voice-over acting in Big Mouth and Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, his years of writing for Saturday Night Live, and his appearance in Broadway's Oh, Hello, is there anything he can't do? Self-described as someone who looks like he's "running for mayor of nothing" when he walks down the street, John has amassed quite a large following over the years, and it's clear why: he's one of the funniest people out there! If you have a John fan in your life, why not get them a gift inspired by him this holiday season? I've rounded up the best 15 out there so you don't have to look, because percentage-wise, it's 100 percent easier not to do things than to do them.

01
"Street Smarts!" T-Shirt
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"Street Smarts!" T-Shirt

Give your friends a lesson in stranger danger from Detective J. J. Bittenbinder with this "Street Smarts!" T-Shirt ($23).

02
Email Tote Bag
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Email Tote Bag

Make your friends laugh out loud at John's awkward moments with this Email Tote Bag ($21).

03
Collage Phone Case
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Collage Phone Case

This Collage Phone Case ($19) is the perfect gift for someone who simply wants to show off their love for the comedian.

04
John Yelling Sticker
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John Yelling Sticker

The best thing to give a laptop or water bottle some personality? A John Yelling Sticker ($3)!

05
"New in Town" Baby Onesie
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"New in Town" Baby Onesie

Have a friend with someone new in town on the way? This New in Town Baby Onesie ($16) is a great gift that fans will understand in a heartbeat.

06
Oh, Hello Mug
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Oh, Hello Mug

There's nothing like sipping coffee from a cup with John and Nick Kroll's faces on it thanks to this Oh, Hello Mug ($16).

08
"What's New Pussycat?" Poster
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"What's New Pussycat?" Poster

I personally own this "What's New Pussycat?" Poster ($13), and it's one of my favorite decorations in my room. 10/10 would recommend.

09
Stefon and Shy Sticker
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Stefon and Shy Sticker

I couldn't make a list of John-related gifts and not include Stefon (John and Bill Hader's amazing Saturday Night Live creation), so here's a fun Stefon and Shy Sticker ($3).

10
"Get Some Rest Tall Child" Pillow
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"Get Some Rest Tall Child" Pillow

I got this "Get Some Rest Tall Child" Pillow ($21) for my best friend for her birthday and can personally confirm it's a fantastic gift.

11
"Eat Ass, Suck a D*ck, and Sell Drugs" Cross Stitch
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"Eat Ass, Suck a D*ck, and Sell Drugs" Cross Stitch

The insane contrast between delicate cross stitching and this . . . aggressive quote makes this Eat Ass, Suck a D*ck, and Sell Drugs Cross Stitch ($35) a wild but hilarious gift.

12
Andrew From Big Mouth Phone Case
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Andrew From Big Mouth Phone Case

It's hard to be a John fan and not love Big Mouth, and this Andrew From Big Mouth Phone Case ($16) will make anyone's bad day better.

13
Spider-Ham Pencil Holder
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Spider-Ham Pencil Holder

Treat your friends who love the iconic Peter Porker to this Spider-Ham Pencil Holder ($20).

15
"I Am Very Small" Sweatshirt
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"I Am Very Small" Sweatshirt

Last but not certainly not least, this I Am Very Small Sweatshirt ($35) is an amazing gift for anyone who wants a laugh.