The 10 Best One-Liners From the Golden Globe Awards

"Who could forget that famous line in Titanic when the boat's sinking and Leonardo Dicaprio is like, 'Guys, guys, guys, relax.'" — Bill Hader, completing misquoting Titanic

"Queven-Johnny . . . I had a John Travolta moment, but I got away with it." — Ricky Gervais, explaining to the crowd that he learned how to pronounce Quvenzhané Wallis's name especially for this

"Our next presenter is known by only one name, Winfrey!" — Tina, calling out Oprah

"He inspired me every day to want to scream at him and hit him in the face." — J.K. Simmons, about Whiplash costar Miles Teller

"It's about the Civil Rights Movement that totally worked and now everything is fine." — Tina Fey, talking about Selma

"But we plan to raise our children HBO." — Chris Pratt, joking about how he and his wife have a "mixed marriage" in that she's on CBS and he's on NBC

"I went to the set of Monuments Men." — Don Cheadle, claiming he’d been to a "disaster area" with George Clooney