Bronn Quotes From Game of Thrones
29 Quotes That Prove Bronn Is the Funniest — and Crudest — Man in Westeros
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No matter where your personal loyalties lie within the Game of Thrones universe, Bronn (Jerome Flynn), who has been a friend and ally to both Lannister brothers over the course of seven seasons, has easily been one of the best sources of comic relief in Westeros. From his snappy one-liners to his crude sarcasm, Bronn has always kept it real, for which we are eternally grateful.
Following the cliff-hanger ending of season seven's fourth episode, "The Spoils of War," we may be a little unsure of Bronn's fate, but for the sake of comedy, we really hope we haven't heard Bronn's last zinger just yet. Find some of our favorite Bronn quotes of all time ahead, and pray with us to the old gods and the new that there will be more to come.
1 When He Takes One For the Tyrion/Bronn Team
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2 When He Voices Deep Questions About Dorne
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3 When He Challenges Jaime's Fighting Abilities
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4 When He Conversely Supports Tyrion's Fighting Abilities
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5 When Jaime Shows Up Needing a Favor
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6 When He Shows His Personable Side
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7 When He Gets Real About the Facts of Life
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8 When He Isn't Afraid to Tease Jaime About His Hand
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9 When He Gives Tyrion Life Advice
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10 When He Pokes Fun at Tyrion's Size
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11 When He Turns Into a Badass Dragon Slayer . . . Kinda
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12 When He Offers Tyrion Extra Help
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13 When He Can't Hide His Annoyance at the Arrival of the Sand Snakes
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14 When He Chooses to See the Bright Side of a Snake Almost Killing Jaime
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15 When He Personifies His Previously Broken Nose
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16 When He's Coy About the Concept of Debts
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17 When He Suggests He Knows More Information About Cersei's Kids Than Previously Thought
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18 When He Gets Real About His Personal Security
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19 When He Professes His Love For Tyrion's Mind
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20 When He Encourages Tyrion to Stop Caring About What People Think of Him
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21 When He Teases Podrick's Abilities in the Bedroom
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22 When He's Honest With Tyrion
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23 When He Teases Jaime About Myrcella's Endeavours in Dorne
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24 When He Badgers Podrick About Private Matters
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25 When He Banters With Tyrion About Money
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26 When He Challenges the Security of the Eyrie
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27 When He Questions Jaime's Sparring Skills
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28 When He's Annoyed by Jaime's Good Looks
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29 When He Thinks to Teach Podrick an Important Lesson
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