Dream Emmys Categories 2014
17 Imaginary Emmys For Your Favorite Shows
After Emmy nominations were announced last week, there was an outcry about shows and stars that got snubbed. Though we agree that Orphan Black deserved some recognition, instead of crying about it, we have a better idea. In addition to all the fantastic shows that got nominated this year, we'd like to extend 17 imaginary Emmys for things like Olivia Pope's signature lip quiver, the amazing butts on Game of Thrones, and True Blood's full frontal. Keep reading for all of our dream categories — and the winners, because we won't make you wait until Aug. 25 to find out who came out on top.
Source: BBC America
1 Best Performance by a Nipple: Ben Feldman, Mad Men
Image Source: AMC
2 Best Unexpected Save: Community
Image Source: NBC
3 Best Lip Quiver in a Drama: Kerry Washington, Scandal
Image Source: ABC
4 Best Visual ASSets: Game of Thrones
Image Source: HBO
5 Best Use of Tied-Together Sticks: True Detective
Image Source: HBO
6 Best Yelling at Jon Hamm in a Time Jump: Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Image Source: NBC
7 Best Dance Scene With Four Clones: Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black
8 Best Dance Party as an Exit: Sandra Oh and Ellen Pompeo, Grey's Anatomy
Image Source: ABC
9 Best Sex While Crying in a Hospital Bed: Mae Whitman and Matt Lauria, Parenthood
Image Source: NBC
10 Best Return From the Dead: Sherlock
11 Best Divisive Finale: How I Met Your Mother
Image Source: CBS
12 Best Full Frontal in the Snow: Alexander Skarsgard, True Blood
Image Source: HBO
13 Best Creepy Threesome: House of Cards
14 Best Metaphoric Explosion Followed by a Literal Explosion: Pretty Little Liars
15 Best Unexpected Penis-Size Reference: Orange Is the New Black
16 Best Lumberjack Ending: Dexter
17 Best Earnest Effort in Making Americans Look Dumb: I Wanna Marry "Harry"
Image Source: Fox
