These Photos From Fifty Shades Freed Are More Romantic Than Any Valentine's Day Card

I'll be honest with you guys, I don't understand the appeal of Christian's baggy, torn-up sex jeans. If you're going to torture someone (with pleasure?) in the red room of pain, I feel like you should be wearing that black latex suit from season one of American Horror Story or nothing at all. Anyway, what I do understand is the fact that he doesn't wear a shirt when he puts those jeans on, which makes them A-OK.

Christian and Anastasia clearly have that honeymoon glow. To be fair, though, I think we'd all have that honeymoon glow if we could afford the luxury trip those two take to celebrate their marriage.

This is the kind of fairy-tale wedding that TLC reality show dreams are made of.

Clearly Ana and Christian took a nod from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding for inspiration here.

Do you think Christian has those jeans on under his suit? (Just kidding.)

In Fifty Shades Freed, Ana gets to spend some quality time with Christian's siblings, Mia (Rita Ora) and Elliot (Luke Grimes), at the family's mountain home.

Anastasia looks at Christian the same way I look at mozzarella sticks. Ah, romance.

After looking at this photo, Daniel Craig's James Bond scene is shaking.

How cute are they? Pretty damn cute.

I'm going to print this out and use it as all of my Valentine's Day cards this year. And by that of course I mean I'm going to just stuff multiple copies of it into my boyfriend's backpack in hopes that he gets the hint that I want to go to Paris.

I'm not a fan of jet-skiing — I've seen The Shallows, I know what's lurking under there — but let's be real, I'd do it if Christian Grey asked me to.

Eloise Mumford's Kate is back!

So, on a scale of one to Christian Grey making out with you in a club, how excited are you to see Fifty Shades Freed?