The 5 Hottest New Couples in the Seven Kingdoms

Relationship status: Finally admitting their feelings
Hotness factor: Burning hot

It took Grey Worm almost dying for these two crazy kids to finally admit their feelings to each other, and then we got that very rare Game of Thrones treat: a consensual kiss! Yes, the next step is troubling considering Grey Worm's lack of anatomy. But can't we just all enjoy this moment for now?!

Relationship status: Engaged
Hotness factor: Very, very hot (pun intended)

Daenerys's anger at Ser Barristan's death pushes her to seize all the leaders of Meereen's big families, including Hizdahr zo Loraq (yeah, that's why they never say his name out loud). Instead of letting her dragons barbecue him too, she proposes another scenario, i.e. she literally proposes. This marriage may be forced, but so far they have the right foundation: he fears her and she can admit when he's right and she's wrong.

Relationship status: Engaged
Hotness factor: Icy

Oh, these two betrothed. Poor Sansa has been so beaten down by the worst relationships in Game of Thrones history that Ramsay is almost not that bad. I mean, he does think she's pretty and so far hasn't done anything abhorrent to her (yet). Still, this arranged marriage is one we are definitely rooting against.

Relationship status: Making babies
Hotness factor: Freezing cold

That hotness factor has nothing to do with either of their looks and everything to do with Roose's disgusting soul.

Relationship status: Sexy psycho sexing
Hotness factor: Kinda hot*

One of the only sex scenes we've seen this season is between these two total crazies. Alas, their relationship is doomed — he's promised to Sansa and she's but the kennel master's daughter. It can never work! And yet, these two horrible human beings really deserve each other.

*Hate to say it