Coach Taylor Is Back! . . . Reminding You to "Turn Your Goddamn Cell Phones Off"

You may have thought you'd never see Kyle Chandler don Coach Taylor's blue uniform again, but you would be wrong. The Friday Night Lights actor reprised his iconic role for Alamo Drafthouse, and we're one "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose" away from completely losing it. Trust us, this is so much better than the time James Franco told you not to talk during Spring Breakers. Watch, enjoy, sob later in the bath.