Valentine's Day isn't for everyone. In fact, it's not for most people, even those in a relationship. The cheesy cards? The expensive chocolate? The half-dead flowers your significant other definitely picked up from Walgreens on the way home? The more cynical among us have plenty of reasons to roll their eyes. If you abhor the holiday and all the romantic comedies that come with it, I'm not here to judge you. Instead, I'm here to officially invite you to join the club and watch a movie that will actually make you feel good about your life choices on Feb. 14. Rather than sweeping romantic gestures, Netflix can offer you 18th century decapitations, French mastiffs, Michael Jackson dance routines, and more — what else could you ask for in a movie?