Remember when Sex and the City first became a phenomenon and you were so inspired by the opening credits that you were like, "I could definitely rock a tutu in my everyday life"? Well, that shot was almost totally different. Entertainment Weekly revealed the original opening credits on Thursday, and Carrie isn't even wearing a tutu; she's wearing some boring lilac dress your aunt would rock on Easter. She also doesn't get splashed, she just trips a little bit. What is this travesty?! Here's the real version (below) so you can cleanse your palette.