Heartbroken in Westeros: A Game of Thrones Relationship Update

Oberyn Martell is crashing Joffrey and Margaery's wedding, but throwing his own bachelor party at the whorehouse. Before he can get it on with his ladyfriend, a prostitute, and a young pimp (everyone's for sale!), he has to maim some Lannisters first. He explains his hatred out on the street to Tyrion, so expect some bloodshed from this guy, as well as a reenactment of recent release Nymphomaniac, probably.