What to wear: A short, tight dress, high heels, hoop earrings, and a long dark wig. Long red nails complete the look.
How to act: Judgmental, but like you know what's best for everyone. Tell anyone who has curly hair to straighten it, anyone who is wearing flats they should be wearing heels, and if they balk, just yell, "THAT'S WHY YOU'RE STILL SINGLE!"