Chani Lastnamé From Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
What to wear: A short curly wig with a plastic barrette, a long printed dress, and low, plain heels. Carry a Dr. Pepper can.
How to act: Try to make your hair look like "wet popcorn" (as Brick would say), and speak only in short, strange compliments. Bonus points if you pair up with someone dressed as Brick!