10 Hilarious, Awesome Celebrations 30 Rock Made Up

Ah, Merlinpeen! The holiday of Mouth Pleasures! For strict followers of Verdukianism (a.k.a. the religion Frank, Lutz and Toofer make up to avoid Kenneth's overcomplex secret santa), this holiday requires free sausage pizza, followed by a gentle flossing preformed by a blond virgin, and also leaving work early to go to the movies. Do with that what you will.