24 Perfectly Reasonable Reactions You Had to Batman v Superman

By Maggie Panos

Updated on 3/30/2016 at 3:00 PM

One upside to seeing the critically panned Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is that you get to talk about it afterward. Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill's highly anticipated superhero flick isn't quite the second coming of The Dark Knight, but there's still a lot to address. Gal Gadot is fabulous as Wonder Woman, there is an actual reason Batman and Superman are fighting, and the film does (very briefly) introduce the rest of the Justice League. If you did end up seeing the movie, here are 24 perfectly reasonable responses you may have had.

01

When Bruce Wayne aka Batman Shows Up — Fox

When Bruce Wayne aka Batman Shows Up

02

When He Looks Up at Superman With Disdain For Destroying the City — Searchlight Pictures

When He Looks Up at Superman With Disdain For Destroying the City

03

When Suddenly the Movie Flashes Forward 18 Months — NBC

When Suddenly the Movie Flashes Forward 18 Months

04

When Clark Kent aka Superman Gets in the Bath With Lois Fully Clothed — Paramount Pictures

When Clark Kent aka Superman Gets in the Bath With Lois Fully Clothed

Come on, you're going to flood the bathroom.

05

When You Realize Batman Is Branding People Now — TBS

When You Realize Batman Is Branding People Now

06

When Lex Luthor Shows Up — NBC

When Lex Luthor Shows Up

07

Then He Starts Talking — Mattel

Then He Starts Talking

08

Then Diana Prince aka Wonder Woman Slinks In — CBS

Then Diana Prince aka Wonder Woman Slinks In

09

When Batman Hisses "Do You Bleed?" at Superman — Paramount Pictures

When Batman Hisses "Do You Bleed?" at Superman

It's so much cooler in the trailer.

10

When You Realize There's a Literal Jar of Pee on the Table — Disney

When You Realize There's a Literal Jar of Pee on the Table

11

Then Lex Blows Up the Capitol With All Those People in It — NBC

Then Lex Blows Up the Capitol With All Those People in It

12

During Batman's Shirtless Training Montage — Disney

During Batman's Shirtless Training Montage

He's just so attractive.

13

When Superman's Adoptive Father (Kevin Costner) Turns Up on a Mountain — TBS

When Superman's Adoptive Father (Kevin Costner) Turns Up on a Mountain

14

When the Justice League Members Make Their Cameo — Warner Bros.

When the Justice League Members Make Their Cameo

15

And It's . . . — NBC

And It's . . .

Their appearance is less than satisfying.

16

When Batman Realizes Superman's Mom Is Named Martha Too — NBC

When Batman Realizes Superman's Mom Is Named Martha Too

17

When Batman Tells Martha, "I'm a Friend of Your Son's" — PBS

When Batman Tells Martha, "I'm a Friend of Your Son's"

18

When General Zod's Dead Body Turns Into Doomsday — Paramount Pictures

When General Zod's Dead Body Turns Into Doomsday

19

When Wonder Woman Comes to the Rescue — AMC

When Wonder Woman Comes to the Rescue

She's the biggest badass in this movie.

20

And Lois Lane Is Doing Some Sh*t With the Kryptonite — Summit Entertainment

And Lois Lane Is Doing Some Sh*t With the Kryptonite

Just stop, Lois. Stop.

21

And Superman DIES — Bravo

And Superman DIES

22

And You Realize He's Not Coming Back — New Line Cinema

And You Realize He's Not Coming Back

23

Except Probably For Justice League — NBC

Except Probably For Justice League

I mean, he already signed up.

24

Then When That Dirt Rises Ever So Slightly Above His Coffin — Paramount Pictures

Then When That Dirt Rises Ever So Slightly Above His Coffin

THAT HAPPENS, RIGHT?!