What to wear: A sleeveless button-down shirt (plaid, preferably) paired with jeans, a leather vest that has huge wings on the back (you can tape these on, if need be), and chunky boots. Extra accessories might include a crossbow, a necklace of severed ears, or some fake squirrels to hang around your neck (like this dog toy). Grab a messy brown wig, and make sure you look pretty scruffy.