When Scott, Laura, and Neil are brought into the principal's office at Charlie's school to discuss his belief that his dad is Santa Claus, Scott is asked about the last thing he and Charlie did together before they went to bed on Christmas Eve. His response? "We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women." He then reassures them they they just read a book, and when they ask him which one, he says, "Uh, Hollywood Wives," referencing the racy Jackie Collins novel from the 1980s.
