Marnie is married to that trainer guy she rendezvoused with over video chat (you know, the one she totally wasn't having a masturbation session with). She decided to lay off Pinterest for this go-around, and there were no flower crowns or mason jars to be seen at her second wedding. She did ask for the "Selena Gomez meets Jesus" look again though, because honestly, that's a pretty genius makeup concept when you think about it. Marnie and her husband live together in New Jersey now, which Marnie spends the better part of her 30s insisting is "the new Brooklyn" to a very skeptical Hannah.
She started studying for the LSAT, but decided that law wouldn't fulfill her creative needs. She's been working part-time at art galleries again, and attending Shosh's power-brunches to figure out her next move.
As for Marnie's music career, she recently performed at her second cousin's wedding in Long Island. Her mom sang all of Desi's parts while wearing a custom "Michaels Sisters" leather jacket, something that annoys Marnie only slightly less since outgrowing her 20s angst.
