This Is the Only Cast of the It Sequel That I'm Willing to Accept

Since I've taken Jake Gyllenhaal away from his (supposed) calling as Eddie, I've decided to sub in Adam Scott. I think Scott's a perfect fit; he's got a similar look, and I think he has the comedy-skewing chops to pull off Eddie's dry sense of humor. Scott's already got two horror comedy films under his belt: this year's Little Evil on Netflix and 2015's darker (but still humorous) Krampus. I think Adam Scott would really shine here. Gyllenhaal is much too serious to do Eddie justice.