Here's How A Christmas Prince Stacks Up to These 5 Other Royal Holiday Romance Movies

• Story: Amber (McIver), a tabloid journalist looking to prove herself, travels abroad to get the scoop on an infamous playboy prince (Lamb) about to inherit his small country's throne. She ends up going undercover as his younger sister's tutor, and she gradually discovers that the world's perception of the prince is a lie; he's charming and kind, and she's totally in love with him. Will the giant lie she created spiral out of control and ruin their romance? — ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ (The greatest part of this movie, like all the others on this list, is that nothing makes sense. Why are all the shots in New York clearly in Chicago? Why does no one at the palace vet Amber's credentials as a tutor? Why isn't there any security at the castle? What is even happening?)
• Fantasy Country Name: Aldovia. — ❄️❄️❄️❄️ (Yep, still.)
• Prince's Title: Prince Richard. — ❄️ (Yep, still no.)
• Heroine's Occupation: A "junior editor" at a tabloid called Beat Now. — ❄️ (Also, no.)
• Cheesiest Line: I legitimately can't pick just one. Every single line is so cheesy and nothing that anyone in real life would ever actually say. — ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
• Highlight: Amber gets attacked by wolves (yes, freakin' wolves) and Richard has to go save her. — ❄️❄️❄️ (It's like a bad, melodramatic version of that Beauty on the Beast scene, and yes, I'm obsessed.)
• Overall Rating: ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️

(It's awful and I will always love it.)

A Christmas Prince is streaming on Netflix.