- Story: In the delightfully absurd sequel to Netflix's original romantic trashfire, Amber (Rose McIver) and Prince Richard (Ben Lamb) are set to tie the knot in Aldovia on Christmas Day. But of course Amber starts second-guessing if she truly has what it takes to be queen, while Richard deals with a political crisis that could destroy the kingdom he fought so hard for. But, hey, at least no one gets attacked by wolves! — ❄️❄️❄️ (I repeat: no wolves!)
- Fantasy Country Name: Aldovia. — ❄️❄️❄️❄️ (Great name, but I'm docking a snowflake because the "castle" looks like a ski chalet in the Poconos you'd find on Groupon.)
- Prince's Title: Prince Richard. — ❄️ (No.)
- Heroine's Occupation: She's gone from being a lowly undercover journalist with questionable ethics to being a viral blogger with questionable ethics. — ❄️❄️❄️ (As a fellow blogger with questionable ethics — JK — I appreciate the hustle.)
- Cheesiest Line: "This isn't a diner, it's a kingdom." — ❄️❄️❄️ (I'm going to leave this context-free for you.)
- Highlight: The Alovian signs protesting Richard that look like they were designed in a Word document, with extremely catchy slogans like, "WHY?" and "THIS IS ALDOVIA." — ❄️❄️
- Overall Rating: ❄️❄️❄️❄️ (This is just as hilarious as its predecessor, and ends with Amber and Richard making out in the courtyard as their friends and family do a conga line around them through the deep snow in heels and dress shoes.)
A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding is streaming on Netflix.
