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Me: I don’t have a Porg. I’ve never had a Porg. If I wanted a Porg yes I could probably go out and get one because the force is with me and it’s sickening. You could never have a Porg because you are NOT THAT TYPE OF JEDI—
— Ira Madison III (@ira) December 16, 2017
Target employee: We get new toys Monday.
Me: Oh thanks.